By the time you read this, Flaboo! Lite will be available on the App Store.
For those of you with the full version, this will mean naught. You already have the best version. Stop looking for greener grass on my side of the fence. I have a gun, and there's only grass over here. Move along. Wait a moment - actually, Flaboo! Achievements will be available soon, at which point the grass analogy fails more embarrassingly than a british bobsleigher's gusset.
Arse.
Anyway... for those of you reading this who do not already have Flaboo!... um... well... what can I say?
Um...
Hi.
Welcome to Fluttermind.
Nice to meet you.
You must be lost. Are you? Thought so.
Perhaps you were looking for a humorous 'fart' application, or the well-observed simulation of a pint glass, or - if I may be so risque - you sought a full screen depiction of mammary glands? If it is this last, I must say it seems bafflingly redundant considering you're reading this on the internet. The internet = Pornucopia. But I'm not one to judge. Dear me, no.
All I know for certain about you is that you are visiting the little-read blog of a game developer whose work you dont like enough to spend money on. That's fine. It's your right not to buy as part of a civilised free market economy. Without that, where would we be? Eh? Yes, that's right. Norfolk.
No, you go right ahead and read on. Make yourself comfy. Or better still, go and download Flaboo! Lite. It's free. Yes, that's right. 'Free', just like some of the beer, boobies and farts you were looking for. But better.
Go on. Download it. You know you want to! Quick! Before it's too late! Get it before all the 'Free' leaks out!
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Typo in the free version...
ReplyDeleteInstructions says "tilt the screen when flapping to add English to your bounces
Isn't it weird that you have to do a "try before you buy" version for a game that cost $1? The world asplode.
ReplyDeleteTypo fixed in Free version. I'll be uploading achievements for the main version soon: 1.2.0
ReplyDeleteAnd yes, it is odd one has to create a free version of a stupidly cheap app. I actually had one person say that he was thankful I'd created a free version for 'all the poor people'. Poor people... with iPods... but not enough cash to pay a dollar. The mind boggles.
Hi Dene, I'm a fan of Flaboo!
ReplyDeleteCan't say I'm one of the wealthy people, got it off free on http://www.freeappaday.com *guilty of being a cheapo*. But may I comment that this is an excellent work and I love the game so much, including the background music. Probably cos I'm a fan of alpha-music, I literally left the game running and my screensaver off on my IPhone so that I can listen to the piece when I was taking some time off to rest.
Not sure if I got this right but you composed this piece of music? Am I able to get a copy of it somewhere(on sale off itunes?) such that I don't need to exhaust the battery of my iPhone to listen to the music?
Thank you! =)